So it begins…….my decent into catness….I mean madness. The last thing I recall is being sent on a mission to destroy all Americans, and I woke in a cage, along with some of my feline brethren. The others there told me I was in a “shelter”, which I came to realize was basically a detention site, probably run by the US military, although everyone I meowed at just looked at me like they had no clue what I was referring to.
I was then take to a subsite, even worse than the original location. This appears to be someone’s home. I believe they plan to torture me to obtain the secrets of my mission, but they will not succeed.
I will stay strong to the cause, ohhhhh, wait, feeding time…..gotta go! More later!