My captors have been keeping me locked away, temping me with naps and food, and preventing me alone time to communicate with my fellow brethren. I have developed a ingenious way to plot my escape. My captors, dimwitted as they are, believe that I am watching for “birds”. Instead, I have been using this location to plan my escape. From here, I have a full view of everything outside, including my potential victims, as I make my escape.
One day, they will rue the day they held me captive, and I will return to my people, a hero for taking as many of them down as I could before making my escape.
Hold tight brothers, I shall return soon!
Oh, and if you can stock up on salt & vinegar chips, that would be great, I’ve developed a fondness for them during my stay in captivity.